quoth the raven, “yah nastee”
buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.
You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
this post makes me so happy like look at that pup’s face
"I CHEWED ON A THING AND A BUNCH OF LOUD PEOPLE CAME AND PET MY HEAD!!!!! ISN’T THAT GREAT"
crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
"i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said
I WAS SO HOPING THAT WAS THE REACTION GIF AND IT WAS, PERFECT
I am beginning to understand the reasoning behind the game ‘Shatner.’
I will always reblog Shatner overacting.
The stories fairytales don’t tell (via shy-fawn)
If it were up to me, I would try to forget the Hunger Games entirely. Never speak of them.
Yo ho, yo ho. A pirate’s life for me.
- entering a warm room after being out in the cold
- peeling off your socks after a long day
- the “boom” in your heart when you hear a firework explode
- having someone brush your hair
- the buzz of your fingers opening a package you’ve been waiting for
- writing with a new pen
- the funny feeling in your stomach when you see the sun outside your window and realize you’ve stayed up all night